Garden in the village of Somewhere on Thames
The queen of England and the queen of my heart
Some of you know that I planned to spend most of August
tooling around from campground to campground in my new camper van. So why am I at home so early? I will tell you.
The first week of August went well. I visited the Kellys, in Cordova, where we caught a few fish, ate many fine meals, and
generally just relaxed. Even the trips
to and from were tolerable. I find that
it helps to carry a cane; people (as, TSA people and flight attendants) coddle
you to an amazing degree. I’m sure it’s
mostly that they don’t want you dying on their hands, but it comes over as
solicitous respect. Whatever, I’ll take
it.
Then a few days after arriving home I took off again in my
van, bound for SE Idaho, where I joined about 15 or so fellow members of the
Anza Desert State Park Paleontology Society
(hereafter the Paleo group) for
an extended look at the Paleozoic. It
went well at first, and we all had fun.
Here are some things I learned about camping with my little van:
If you
make coffee using a percolator, buy
coarse-ground coffee.
If you
do use a percolator, do not travel with it assembled or the rattle will drive
you nuts.
Before beginning a trip, assemble
all your maps and store them in a convenient place. When you have used one, put it back – don’t
simple pitch it somewhere.
You may think you know how to
get to someplace without checking the map (which you have lost), but you probably
don’t.
If you are old enough to have lost
some of your eyesight and most of your agility, don’t walk around after dark.
Which brings me to why I am home, instead of in Montana:. One evening near the end of the period I meant to spend
with the Paleo group I sat dozing in my folding chair until well after
dark. Then, when stumbling toward the
van, I stubbed my toe on something, pitched forward onto a pile of rocks, and
fractured three ribs. Also, I broke my
glasses and turned my right forearm into coarse hamburger. I have camped all over two continents for
over 50 years without serious injury. I
wonder what was different this time?
Anyway, after two full days of unpleasant highway driving I
am home. I stopped at the emergency room
in LaGrande, Oregon – without a doubt the most pleasant emergency room
experience of my life. I left LaGrande with an X Ray, a brand new tetanus shot,
another shot (pain meds), two
prescriptions, and a half-inch stack of official paper. So
here I am at home, filled to the earlobes with pain medication and looking
forward to an indefinite period (“oh, it will take a few weeks”) of being
useless. But that won’t stop me from
writing this blog; I have two NCI Cancer Bulletins to digest.